wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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