I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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