found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
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