Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
ugly people sure do ruin things
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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