so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
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I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
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fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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