i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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