They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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