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True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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