I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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