So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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