I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I'm jealous of your bromance
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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