So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Randomize
