Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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