no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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