Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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