Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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