My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
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using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.