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• (586): View more from Michigan

  A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women

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• (631): View more from New York

  I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.

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  HOT DATE.

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• (779): View more from Illinois

  Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us

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• (214): View more from Texas

  My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.

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• (254): View more from Texas

  STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon

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• (512): View more from Texas

  My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad

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• (254): View more from Texas

  The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's

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