Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
only you would photoshop your dick
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We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
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Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?