idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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