we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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