STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
