I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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