So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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