She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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