i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
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I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
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Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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