She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Say something about gay babies.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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