I got chris browned last night
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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