My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
farters have to be the big spoon...
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
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Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
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I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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