Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
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