marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
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