I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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