Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Randomize
