Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
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I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
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We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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