...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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