She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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