New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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