we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
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I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
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Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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