Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
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