I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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