would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Randomize