I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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