His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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