You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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