You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
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We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
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I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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