DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
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We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
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New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Only if I get to be Gritty
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