Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
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Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
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Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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