its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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