Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
