I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
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its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
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Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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