Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
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While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
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having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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