I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
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