it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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