that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
This girl is more easily done than said...
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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