do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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