Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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