Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
So squirting runs in the family.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize
