Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
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my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
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In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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