Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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