So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
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just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
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Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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